Cards in one hand, Glock in my lap, eyes on the fool. His jokes ran near empty, but his aim was self-gratification. His friends fueled his ego, with locked eyes and gaping smiles.
Dropping cards, he finished, "#facepalm, right?"
His supreme joke was his brain in flight.#vss365

— D.W. Hitz (@dwhitzauthor) February 11, 2019